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星星追着妈妈讨论,有些ghost的书上还有照片的呢,怎么知道到底是不是真的呀。

妈妈耐着性子解释这个耳听为虚,眼见为实的道理:“比方,说星星有个小弟弟,大家一听就信,。。。“

“因为大家都见过他,听他说过话呀什么的。。。“星星积极补充。

“是啊,可要说星星有个姐姐,大家就不太信了,是不是?“爸爸也凑上来帮忙。

“是啊,星星怎么会有姐姐,那肯定是他们搞错了,后来就发现,他们是把你当作我的姐姐了。“星星一脸甜美地看着妈妈。

妈妈嗓子眼里,被打进一个类似甜枣的东西,还在咂吧味道呢,一边的爸爸已经勇敢接上,满面灿烂微笑:“那爸爸呢,会不会有人以为是你的哥哥呀?“

星星有爱有嗔地拍着爸爸的脸,像皮货市场上经验丰富的大嫂,“你呀,不行了呀,看都老成这样了。。。“

万圣节

在周围勤奋友人的精神鼓舞下,懒人小迷糊也终于为小孩子们刻了第一次万圣节南瓜,特记录如下。

(背景材料:风风先完成homework,得以挑选了一个更大的南瓜,并有机会在爸爸的相机前尽情pose一番。星星迟来,因而拥有了小个南瓜,但一样高高兴兴自己画了南瓜脸,而且是带牙齿的,比妈妈的又复杂一层。)

Chapter one: a weird morning

This morning was like any morning, but some thing has changd. Her mom urged her when it was only 7′o clock and half in the morning! When they went down stairs the first thing her mother did was had sarah a backpack. Sarah was totally confused, at pre-school they didnt even need backpack. And if you knew the story of “Ramono” you would already know the first thing sarah said when her mom said it is time to go to “Kindergarden”, and tht was “NO”!

 

Chapter two: First day at school

Finally, her mom got her to put on her backpack and headed Sarah straight out the door with her 9-year-old sister, Biarah. Her mother Ms. Nance waved goodbye, slammed the door behind Biarah and Sarah. As they walked into a taxi, it drove them for away from casey street and all the way to Catlin Gabel.

The closer they got, the more nervous Sarah got. Sarah cuddled closely with her sister. Then, she asked her sister: will I be fine there? Is my teacher going to be nice to me? When her sister heard that she chuckled. Of course, yo will be all right. Now Sarah felt better.

 

Chapter three: The festival at school

Sarah day dreamed until they reached the parking lot. Biarah woke Sarah up when they were there. Then they showed her to one of the volunteer teacher.  She looked skinny, pretty and young. Sarah stood right up and said: what is your name? Well I am Aby, she said kindly, and nice to meet you. At this moment, Sarah knew she was going to like her teacher. and she said back, nice to meet you too!

Well well, said Abby, we are going to have a festival to celebrate the first day of school. A festival, thought Sarah, a festival, we are going to have a field trip, and a parade. We are also going to go on a pinic and a scaverger hunt. We are going to have pink lemonade & cheese pizza for lunch.

 

Chapter four: A good day

And Abby was right. They did get to go on a field-trip. They did march on a parade. They did get to picnic in the meadow. hey did go on a scavenger hunt.  And Sarah was having a grand time. How fabulous! Thought Sarah. What a great day! I never had such a grand time in my life! we never did this at school! I am sure going to tell my mom! Next time we are going on a picnic!

        — Welcome to Catlin Gabel

小时候写作文,一大烦恼就是结尾,没新意,不深刻。。。难得很。直到后来看到马克吐温老爷爷说的,文章写到哪儿话说完了,就在哪儿停下来,这是题外话。

风风小朋友没有这个烦恼,因为小同志早已准备好了一个放之四海的结尾,大小通吃的。

比方说:

有一次我自己起来,自己穿好衣服,洗脸刷牙(动作),穿袜子,穿鞋,开门,过马路,我自己过的。后来走去了飞机场,和奶奶一起。。。

走去的飞机场?

风风点头,然后看着张大嘴的妈妈,加上了:

It is long time ago, and it is for real.

当然还要点头表示强调。

Forever

风风揪着妈妈的袖子盘点着,circle, square, diamond…

“diamond is forever.” 妈妈顺嘴说。

“Yeah,” 风风点头,“还有heart is forever!”

妈妈只觉自己的heart被小手捏了一下,“有理,还有什么forever呀?“

“还有star!”

也还过的去, “还有呢?“

“还有,car, train, 也是forever.” 风风一边说,一边点着头。

—也是,forever本来就是一种wish,是不。

成语

风风有了自己的playdate。

Tyler,一个和风风一样尺寸,一样运动速度的小行星上门造访来了。两个人大着嗓门你要show 我这我要show你那地从family room挪到living room,又从楼下挪到楼上。不时头顶就传来夯土一般的打击声,妈妈的心也就像那夯子,在嗓眼里一上一下。

天,完完全全黑下来,Tyler的爸爸按预定计划来按门铃。两个永动机连滚带爬下了楼,一边还追逐着一个绿色的气球。出门的告别演化成地板上的翻滚,尘土中爬出来的小人还不忘了:咦,气球呢?

爸爸妈妈们只有一起动手,把两只小兽各自“押解“回笼。Tyler上了车,风风进了屋。

余兴未消的风风冲回屋,一眼看见:气球!

嘭!

风风坐在小厨房前摸着头。

妈妈还没有来得及说话,星星已经在脆脆地:风风,你这样要乐极生悲的。

说的有理,妈妈承认。

“还有呢,“星星补充,“那个海壳和鸟打架。。。“

“是鹬蚌相争。“

“。。。鹬蚌相争,渔夫得利。“

“是渔翁,anyway, 可是这谁是鹬,谁是蚌啊?“妈妈尚未领会。

“风风和Tyler啊,他们俩光顾打架,我就把气球拿走了。“星星振振有词。

logical thinking

风风有时喜欢闻小臭脚。妈妈告诉他,再用嘴巴kiss妈妈自己不kiss的东西,妈妈可就不kiss 他了。

小人抓起臭脚kiss。

妈妈宣布不kiss他了。

小人无语。

晚上good night时分,妈妈按照惯例,“哪个小朋友要hug and kiss?"

星星:我!我!

风风却一反常态,”我只要hug,不要kiss."

"为什..." 妈妈恍然。

想想小人又说,“你只亲我的脸吧。”

妈妈亲亲小脸,给他hug.

女性解放的倒退

星星得意洋洋地告诉妈妈,她写了一本书。妈妈一读之下,幸亏不是女权主义者,不然该跳楼了。现全录如下,供各位才女参祥:

Rules for girls

chapter 1: action

Each girl should be well known of their own action. their action has to be different from a boy. if you think your action’s the same as a boy, make sure you have a action in common with a girl.

 

Chapter 2: writing

each girl should know how to write “Fancy” such as cursive or putting swirls at the end of the letters. Also, you can trace the letters with fancy colors.

 

Chapter 3: Clothing

each girl should know what they wear. A girl’s clothes should have at least a girlish color on it. if it does not have a girlish color, please make sure it has a “symbol” of a girl like Butterflys, hearts, Rainbows. if you are wearing dresses it is another thing. You dont need to think about girl symbols, a dress is made just for girls, never boys. If you want to wear tites or pants, it is your choice. But tites would be the best choice, dont get cold!

 

Chapter 4: Hair

a girls hair should be long of course. But  a blond-hair girl should be the most proudest girl there. If you have curls in your hair or your hair is natural your should be proud too, cause curls and blond-hair to girls are the best. if your hair is long, best three things to do are: put on a tira(?), hairband or tie a rubber band. That is called a pony-tail. You can also do a braid or pig-tail.

 

Chapter 5: Hobbies

each girl mostly likes something boys dont like. Such as Butterfly, heart, start or fairy, princess’s crowns, glitter or sparkles. a girl’s favorite color may be: pink, purple, sometimes red, gold, yellow, silver. a girl may also like: polly pocket, barbie dolls and cute little purses just their size. They also like fairy tales. as a simple example, here are some things girls like: my little pony and my littest pet-shop.

星星的双城记

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电路板一向是风风钟爱的玩具,今天星星居然捣鼓了半天,摆出一个很复杂的“电路”。倒给妈妈一个surprise。

“星星,这个电路干什么的?”妈妈隐约觉得有些地方好像并未相连。

“这不是电路,这是城市。”

“哦。。。”

接下来,星星给妈妈讲了一个故事,两个城市的故事。

很久以前,有一大片土地,被分成了两座城市。看见那电线么,它垂到水里,水里就发生某种变化,会产生电,作城市的power。一个城市有一个大风车,带来新鲜的空气。另一个城市有cable,带来电影和音乐。每个城市有个capital(U1 and U2)。为什么capital在那里?因为那里是到城市各个地方距离都一样的地方,而且离另一个城市远些,比较安全。两个城市有一座桥连着。这座桥非常有名,因为它在border上,桥中间就是border. 有一个医院是两个城市share(带十字的零件),还各有一个switch office.   一个城市有一片空地是游乐场,另一个城市有一条河大家可以玩。一天又一天,一个城市里的人想要那风车,另一个城市的人想要cable,都觉得不公平。于是他们就打仗,有了一场战争。很多人死了,医院里都满了,于是他们就不打了。

一个城市有一个好国王,good people 都去了那里,他们就有了越来越多的东西。另一个城市里都是bad guy,东西就不那么多。一个城市的人说,哦,我们有这么多东西,可是没有地方放。另一个城市说我们有地方,可我们没东西。所以他们就在中间meet,good guy and bad guy,都到一起来,选出一个president,比两个king 都大。两个城市合并成了一个,share所有的东西。然后他们觉得两个switch office太多了,就关掉了一个。现在他们什么都有了。这个更大的国家变得非常strong,所有的bad guy都变成了good guy. 还有一些别的国家来打他们,但是他们总是赢。

风风给妈妈的surprise

风风小朋友一阵以来“accident” 频繁,妈妈试招,决定以sticker诱之。协议是,一天不尿裤裤一个sticker,一个星期一个大sticker,一个月就可换一个lollipop.

风风有兴趣地同意了,多半是属意那lollipop.自此连日无事,每晚回家,俱急急报告妈妈,“surprise! 我没有尿裤裤!“一家人自然皆大欢喜。

说来这已是第五个晚上,风风照旧:surprise!

又没有尿裤裤?妈妈心里舒坦,给他一个kiss,继续做饭。

风风沉吟片刻,又加,“我在学校还自己拉了巴巴。“

赫,还有bonus. “风风干了这么多事呢,是老师帮你擦的屁屁?“

风风摇头。

“那是自己擦的?“妈妈一阵欣喜。

风风摇头。

“老师也没擦,你自己也没擦,那。。。“

旁边星星已经嘻嘻窃笑去了。

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